The Case for Warm Weather

Today, while walking home from school, I was caught in a minor storm. The snow was blowing, ice and snow in the face, complete with biting cold. I was reminded of a warmer time.

Reasons why the cold sucks:

Snow, ice, snow covered cars, iced over windshields, pain in face and other extremities, runny noses and sometimes totally frozen boogies, also whenever you go out side, you need layers, and it takes forever to get ready.

Reasons why heat is always better:

Sun, happiness, flowers grow, no pain in face or extremities unless you dont put sunscreen on and you get burned, no frozen boogies, less clothes, sunglasses, shorts, football, baseball, beaches, more happiness, bbq, frisbee, walks at night, etc.

I am mostly sure that hell is like this:

and heaven is more like so: